waste (ilovefishhair) wrote,

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I got called into the SAP office the other day. SAP (student assistance program), for those of you that don't know, is some lame attempt that the school makes to ensure the mental stability of its students by placing forms all over the school so that any joe shmoe can express concern about you. Once the form is in, the counselor calls the 'crazy' person down to talk with her.
They called me out of Anthro (the most important class in the world) so that I had a chance to talk about my 'feelings'.

It went a little something like this:

Counselor: So, have you been having any problems at school recently.
Me: Uh, not that I know of. Who signed me up for this?
Counselor: It's confidential.
Me: Oh. Was there any reason on there that said I should talk to you?
Counselor: No there wasn't.
Me: Oh, so, ummm....yeah...I'm cool.

They should've talked to me last year, because now I actually am cool! Well, ok, not cool in the 'hip' sense. I've actually gotten a slight bit crazier since last year, but it's more like, "Look! I'm Napoleon" crazy rather than "Let's go drink a bottle of bleach" crazy

Now you all can have wholesome fun like Robin and me.

Be prosperous.
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